It Is Hammer Time!

Forgive me for starting out posted the same stupid header I am sure everyone is using for this story. None of us can help ourselves...

Today it was announced serial criminal, long time lush, exterminator, slut, liar, thief, and utterly deranged former house majority whip for the uber corrupt faction of the Repubs - Tom Delay - will be showing up on the popular reality show Dancing with the Stars. Delay will be starring in season 9 alongside F-listers like the pathetic baby faced washed up momo Donnie Osmond and doomed Kelly Osborne, spawn of spaz-metal god Ozzy . The list includes high-class sexafunkster singer Macy Gray too! Macy, girl, whats the deal!

All I can think is this show pays a whole hell of a lot and must get gigantor ratings. I have never watched it. Which is saying a lot because if you know me or as you will learn from reading future posts here on my new "media rant watch blog", I will watch just about anything and I mean ANYTHING on TV. Rhinos pooping, Geraldo, 20/20, CNN - see, anything.

I know the gals on the View panel flog this stupid Danicing show all the time, so it must be big on their network, ABC, and probably nearly as lame as their predictable so called political banter has become as of late. (I used to watch the View but only when Rosy O'Donnell was pontificatin' in her full "out" and proud arts and crafty glory. At least she was real.)

Now Wikipedia isn’t the best place to research people (though frankly it is probably as good and fair as any encyclopedia I used as a kid), anyway, just read Delay's bio on Wikipedia. This is one seriously evil pigbuffer. I have no doubt he is hooked up with the "Family", no not the light weight Manson crew, but the long term heavy weights of the power seeking crazy right wing Christen Klan who operate that house over on C street.

Hollywood and Washington DC. These cities have a lot in common.